Friday, September 21, 2007

A nice answer to Insult

Once, in the period of Yavuz Sultan Selim Han who is an Ottoman Emperor, Iran monarch Şah Ismail has sent a chest packed with precious stones and jewels to Yavuz Selim. They opened it, indeed, there were lot of fascinating valuable stuff. But, right after opening the chest, a very disgusting and bad smell started spreading.Firstly, noone can give a meaning to that smell spreading from a chest with many of jewels. Later, it would be understood. On the bottom of the chest it was filled an excrement of a human beeing. Şah ismail was trying to insult Yavuz Selim, emperor of the universe.

Yavuz Selim Han gathered everyone in his room. They started thinking about the counter action. And all in all he found the way...
Yavuz Sultan Selim sent to Şah Ismail a bigger chest packed with more jewels. They opened it with curiousity, and were waiting for a worse thing. When they opened it, they got very suprised. Because there wasnt any bad suprise. On the contrary, they found a very sweet turkish dessert with the smell of rose, "lokum". They were really suprised. Even though they sent an excrement of a humanbeeing, they got a very nice gift. And suddenly they found a note on the bottom of the chest as an answer for their curiousity and disrespect.

"Everyone sends what they eat!!!"

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